February 21st, 2016



Jeb Bush, former governor, the son and brother of former presidents and the heir apparent to be the next Republican president of the United States, drops out of the race. *LINK*

Because Republicans would rather vote for some guy that was on TV.

Typical Conversation

HER (Speaking to friends): He doesn't like guacamole.
ME: What? I like guacamole.
HER: You never eat guacamole.
ME: That's because you never make guacamole.
HER: I never make it because you don't like guacamole.
ME: What? I like guacamole...